Thursday, July 20, 2006

Swear i nearly killed myself for the lost labtop like 2 mins ago.. (T_T)


if there is a guy that comes up to me jst now and assured me everything is gonna be fine, swear i will consider marryig him..

ok anyway the fact that i am saved now proves one thing, i still cannot consider any guys to married -.-" sadded..

Its ok, half an hour ago during the quiet and ghostly lunch break, i learn a whole loads of stuff and i tot to myself 3/4 of the time "Guys.. u will never attract any girls like that, especially not girl like me "

Important: certain stuff u wish u din do
Guys forgive me for saying this.. yes its certified that guys are suppose to be less conscious of their looks compared to girls, but (give thanks to the Lord) please please please maintain a bit of basic hygiene

1. Do not, never ever, eat with one hand
trust me when i mention how irritated i can get when guys eat with one hand. I got this ever strange feeling thats they are picking their nose with the other hand. YES! STOP resting your hand somewhere else.
Not only is this action discourteous, it also portray a very very bad image of you, do you ever realise how hard it is when everyone is trying so hard to keep both their hands off the table while eating and all you can do is to use the same hand to grab the spoon, slice the fish then scoop the rice and eat it.. Please la guys, have some decency to at least rest your other hand on the table. its not as if you are handicapped or something.

2. Do not pick food up from the table, especially in hawker centre
i am NOT being biased here, just half an hour ago i was eating at the hawker centre with the usual colleagues and "who-else". Everything was fine though the table was stained with leftovers milo and obviously-not-very-clean table. All of a sudden, "who-else" drop his beef liver on the table. Obviously at this stage all you can kindly do is to ignore the kidney/ use the spoon to swip it to a less obvious spot/ say sorry and continue to eat. Disgusted as i was at the sight of the kidney, i chose to remain so silent cos this is by far the 7th week he have been eating such stuff.
Guess what he did next? That fellow actually use his fingers and pick the food up from the stain table and blew it twice before chewing it down.
tell me?~?!~!~!~! how can i not boycott him? You might wan to do this at home,yes, when the table is 100000000000000000000000000000000* cleaner. But obviously there were funny looking sauce on the table.. Please la.. you have a 10000000000000000000000# more pieces of beek kidney laying on the plate waiting for you.. wake up and oh gosh!!!!! -.-"

3. Look before you lay your hand on the table
Look this is solely for your personal hygiene purpose. Just as 1 colleagues sat down on the table. for no apparent reason he choose to sit on the spot i avoided due to the milo on the table. Strangly enough, as he sat down and begin to eat without tinking much, i saw his arm land nicely and exactly on the milo! Gosh, i wish i could shout, when i turn and look up at him, he was happily chewing away not noticing his arm filled with milo.. -.-"
Was i being paranoid? i knew i cannot finish my food satisfied, Thanks god i ask the auntie for a smaller portion just now.
As soon as he finish his food and turn to buy his second help, i saw him lift up the arm and Bling*blang*bloom! the milo are gone.. no longer on the table.. AMAZING!!!!
Where the hell were they?
obviously on his arms, and he felt nuttin at all..

Gone Case -.-"

4. Try not to crack a joke while eating
yes we do talk during eating, as bad as it sounds.. stop cracking lame jokes while eating, cos not only do we find it hard to laugh, we have to laugh with our mouth close..

And seriously, your joke are not the LEAST funny..




Bad day to work, i swear beside than losing the labtop T43, i talk a total of less than 5 sentences today..

Hail to the world, for Kristal is quiet now.. peace!

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